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It was sunny day, but the Queen had been dead since breakfast.

HI! I'M BILLY MAYS WITH OXY CLEAN!

Sun Jun 28, 2009, 9:35 AM
Friends, Romans, Emos... I have grave news. The gravest of which I have ever uttered from my dry cracking lips.

Billy Mays: Spokesman, Salesman, Television host, and cleaning products enthusiast, has died.

In a week where we lost Micheal Jackson, Fara Fawcett (who ever that is) it seems unfair we must lose another of our golden gods.

He spoke, not with his own implicit promise of attaining fortune himself, but rather with a righteous intent to see YOU (the woman in her bathrobe) grow in wealth and happiness... just by buying one of his products at a low low price of 19.95.

So, here's to you Billy Mays! One of the few spokesmen who entertained, and seemed to have a genuine (if not somewhat creepy) enthusiasm with cleaning products.

May we all open a bottle of Orange Glow and pour it out in his honor.




BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

No. No there's not.

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  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Amazing Grace
  • Reading: The news about Billy Mays
  • Watching: A youtube spoof of Billy Mays... sad.
  • Playing: Not... with Billy Mays,
  • Eating: I'm not joking, I really will miss Billy Mays
  • Drinking: OXY CLEAN!!!

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  • Print preference: On paper...
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  • Favourite movie: Snatch | Lilo & Stitch | The Dollars Trilogy
  • Favourite band or musician: They Might Be Giants | Murder By Death | Barenaked Ladies
  • Favourite artist: Dan Paladin | Chris Sanders | Norman Rockwell
  • Operating System: Caffeine
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod Nano... Yes, I am a sellout.
  • Skin of choice: My own.
  • Favourite game: Galaga | Bioshock | Ratchet & Clank Series
  • Favourite gaming platform: My belly.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Burt | Stitch | Zim
  • Personal Quote: "Molestation, please." - Cullan G. Bruce

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~mybloodstainedshirt:iconmybloodstainedshirt: 6 days 16 hours ago
lol
just noticed your webcam image.
:lmao:

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"Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth."

-Jhonen Vasquez, JTHM Creator
~Figgs:iconFiggs: 4 days 12 hours ago
America- We'll bury your ass and build a McDonald's on it!

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Blank Stare!
~mybloodstainedshirt:iconmybloodstainedshirt: 4 days 5 hours ago
its surprising that it didn't have a Starbucks logo on it...

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"Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth."

-Jhonen Vasquez, JTHM Creator
~Figgs:iconFiggs: 4 days 4 hours ago
That's for the navy.

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~mybloodstainedshirt:iconmybloodstainedshirt: 4 days 2 hours ago
oh.

i'm sure the sharks will enjoy a cup of coffee...hehe

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"Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth."

-Jhonen Vasquez, JTHM Creator
~guilmon182:iconguilmon182: Jun 26, 2009, 12:51:05 AM
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You'll thank me.

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"Never order fish at a steakhouse,
Never order steak at a fishhouse,
Always order chicken anywhere." - Me
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~alter-persona:iconalter-persona: Jun 10, 2009, 12:40:55 AM
Thanks for the fav :*
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